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Much Ado About Nothing

Style: 90s Rom-Com!

“The romcom can be regarded as a hybrid of the romance and comedy genres, featuring a narrative that centres on the progress of a relationship, and, being a comedy, resulting in a happy ending. The dynamic of the film rests on the central quest – the pursuit of love – and almost always leads to a successful resolution.

So what are the elements that compose the genre? A romcom certainly has a very distinctive narrative structure: boy meets girl, various obstacles prevent them from being together, coincidences and complications ensue, ultimately leading to the couple’s realisation that they were meant to be together. In keeping with the comedy genre, the narrative concludes with a happy ending, with the final union of the couple. The dominant theme is the ‘battle of the sexes’, which provides the central dynamic of the genre. The narrative often hinges around the central couple, who initially are antagonistic towards each other, but who come to recognise their inescapable compatibility in the face of great adversity and, often, mutual loathing. Their incompatibility may arise from social status, wealth, conflicting lifestyles and attitudes, or even purely their differing expectations of relationships. The warring couple clearly involves issues regarding gender…”

Mortimer, Claire. Romantic Comedy. Routledge, 2010. Read more (pdf).

Pretty Woman (1990)

  • Diamond-in-the-rough

  • Chance encounter

  • Unlikely pairing

  • Dating as a business arrangement

  • Rags-to-riches

  • Cinderella retelling

Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

  • Recently widowed

  • Long distance

  • Anonymous correspondence

  • Pining for great romance

Never Been Kissed (1999)

  • Undercover identity

  • High school

  • Makeover

  • Becoming popular

  • Falling in love with the teacher

You’ve Got Mail (1998)

  • Anonymous correspondence

  • Enemies to lovers

  • Feuding businesses

  • Unlikely pairing

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

  • Adaptation of Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew

  • High school

  • Dating as a bribe

  • Unlikely pairing

  • “Enemies” to lovers

  • Softening a hard heart

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

  • Rigid, traditional gender roles

  • Strict family values

  • Religious, conservative attitudes towards sexuality

Glossary

Here, you’ll find definitions for the more obscure words and references in this text. Can’t find what you’re looking for? Contact us!

Definitions are pulled from the Folger Shakespeare Library notes and the Oxford English Dictionary.

Act I, scene 1

Signor Mountanto

Mountanto references a fencing term (A montant is an upward thrust.)

forsworn

Falsely sworn, perjured.

Act I, scene 3

Stoic virtues

Stoic philosophy values repression of emotion, indifference to pleasure or pain, and patient endurance.

Act II, scene 1

precocious

Prematurely developed or showing an unusual degree of advancement in some faculty, ability, or proclivity; Frequently mildly derogatory, with connotations of overconfidence, self-assertiveness, or pretension.

Philemon’s roof

In classical mythology, Jove, king of the Roman gods, was entertained by a poor man, Philemon, in his thatched hut.

usurer

One who practices usury or lends money at interest; a moneylender, especially one who charges an excessive rate of interest.

Hercules and Omphale

In mythology, Hercules killed his friend Iphitos and was punished by an oracle to be a slave for Omphale, a widow. He was forced to wear women’s clothes and do women’s work. They eventually married. Read more.

harpy

Sharp-tongued woman; A monstrous mythological creature with the face and breasts of a woman and the wings and talons of a bird.

Act II, scene 3

drum and the fife

Military music. A fife is a small flute.

spurn

To reject with contempt or disdain; to treat contemptuously; to scorn or despise.

vociferously

With great noise or vehemence.

jackdaw

A small kind of crow.

saunter

To wander or travel about aimlessly or unprofitably.

Cleopatra and Nefertiti

African queens renowned for their beauty.

comprehend all vagroms

Dogberry often mistakenly uses the wrong words for things, to comedic effect. Here, he means “apprehend all vagrants" (vagabonds).

constables

Peace officer with limited policing authority.

bills

Same as “pikes”; the constables’ weapons.

reformation which very much discerns you

Perhaps he means, “information which concerns you.”

tedious as a king

These lines indicate that Dogberry thinks tedious means “rich.”

auspicious

A mistake for “suspicious.”

harlot

A female prostitute; a mistress, a concubine. More generally: a wanton, lascivious, or sexually promiscuous woman. Also as a term of abuse or contempt for a woman.

ruffian

A brutal or lawless villain; a violent criminal, a thug. Also in weakened sense: any rough or disreputable person.

antisepticise

To treat with antiseptic, to disinfect.

auspicious

Ominous, especially of good omen.

dissembly

A mistake for “assembly.”

redemption

A mistake for “damnation.”

Act V, scene 1

maligned

Slandered, abused.

spurious

Superficially resembling or simulating, but lacking the genuine character or qualities of, something; not true or genuine; false, sham, counterfeit.

recurred

A mistake for “occurred.”

give you leave

A mistake for “ask your leave.”

purse

Payment.

pikes

Spikes in the center of bucklers.

The wheels of Phoebus

The chariot of Phoebus, god of the sun.

rake

A fashionable or stylish man of dissolute or promiscuous habits.

eked

To increase, add to, lengthen, prolong.

offing

In the offing: nearby, at hand; imminent; likely to happen in the near future.

clod

Either, (1) a piece of earth, or (2) a vapor (like cloud)

repenting

Regretting

The Hundred Merry Tales

A popular joke book. Read here.

dissolute

That has thrown off the restraints of morality and virtue; lax in morals, loose-living; licentious, profligate, debauched.

drover

Cattle driver

scullery-maid

A kitchen-maid

civil as an orange

Play on words. Like a Seville orange, described as between sweet and sour. Seville oranges are native to Southeast Asia and popular in Spain.

harbinger

Figuratively, one that goes before and announces the approach of someone; a forerunner.

tabor and the pipe

A tabor is a small drum, used with a tabor-pipe to accompany dancing.

Hector

A Trojan warrior noted for courage.

embassy

A political or diplomatic mission or negotiation.

swine

A pig.

Act III, scene 1

carping

To talk querulously, censoriously, or captiously; to find fault, cavil.

a simple imbalance of humours, or a worm

In Elizabethan thinking, toothache was caused by humors (morbid secretions) descending from the head or rising from the stomach, or by worms invading the tooth. Read more.

lapwing

Plover, a ground-nesting bird.

grotesque

A kind of decorative painting or sculpture, consisting of representations of portions of human and animal forms, fantastically combined and interwoven with foliage and flowers.

derision

The action of deriding or laughing to scorn; ridicule, mockery.

brushes his hat

In order to clean it (presumably, a mark of fastidiousness that the soldierly Benedick would have forgone).

countenanced

Admitted, accepted, tolerated.

vigitant

A mistake for “vigilant.”

when the age is in, the wit is out

The proverb actually states: “When the ale is in, the wit is out.”

examination

A mistake for “examine.”

lecherous

Having or displaying excessive or offensive sexual desire.

allege

To claim (something unproven) as true; to assert or affirm without proof, or pending proof; to make an allegation about someone or something.

slurring

To smear, stain, smirch, sully.

glib

Of a speaker or writer, of the tongue, etc.: ‘Well-oiled’, ready and fluent in utterance. Chiefly in contemptuous use, implying lack of thought or of sincerity.

exhibition

Perhaps a mistake for “commission.”

foils

Light fencing swords.

turncoat

A person who deserts one party or cause in order to join an opposing one.

stuffed shirt

One who is pompous and conservative, but usually ineffectual.

importunate

Persistent or pressing in making requests or offers, especially to an irritating or distressing degree.

gouty

Affected with gout; swollen or bulging, so as to be out of shape or disproportioned; distorted with swellings or protuberances; tumid.

boarded

Board: To come close up to or alongside (a ship), usually for the purpose of attacking.

maligned

To speak ill or wrongly of, to traduce, slander.

I will find out the length of the King of Abyssinia’s foot… I will pluck you a hair from the Mogul’s beard

The original line is: “bring you the length of Prester John’s foot, fetch you a hair off the great Cham’s beard.” Prester John was, in legend, a priest and monarch of a vast empire in Asia or Africa. Great Cham was an emperor of China. The King of Abyssinia (current-day Ethiopia) was known for accepting Muslim pilgrims in the 7th century. The Mogul likely refers to the head of the Mughal Empire of current-day India. I.e. Benedick will go to great lengths.

chaste

Pure from unlawful sexual intercourse; continent, virtuous. (Of persons, their lives, conduct, etc.)

Dutchman’s uncle

“Dutch uncle” refers colloquially to one who issues severe criticism. The phrase is also used to express surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true.

entreated

Negotiated or engaged in discussion with.

pointless lance

A dull spear.

calumnies

False and malicious misrepresentations of the words or actions of others, calculated to injure their reputation; libels, detractions, slander.

Act III, scene 2

buried face upwards

Don Pedro pursues Claudio’s double entendre by implying that she who loves Benedick will only be buried while ‘dying’ under his body in the sex act.

Act III, scene 3

pikes

Long-handled pointed weapons carried by watchmen.

Act III, scene 4

you’ve turned Turk

You’ve renounced your old faith.

Carduus Benedictus

The herb “blessed thistle,” allegedly “a salve for every sore.” These lines pun on carduus–which means “thistle” and which sounds like the Latin cordis, “of the heart”–and on benedictus, which means “holy” and contains Benedick’s name.

Act III, scene 5

pocas palabras

Spanish for “few words.”

excommunication

Another mistake for “examination.”

Act IV, scene 1

Act IV, scene 2

bucklers

Small shields used in sword-fighting (there is a double entendre on swords and bucklers).

consumptive

Having consumption, wasting disease (such as lovesickness).

cudgel

To beat or thrash with a cudgel (a club).

reverend

Worthy of veneration.

opinion

A mistake for “pinion,” meaning to tie up or bind.

calumny

False and malicious misrepresentation of the words or actions of others, calculated to injure their reputation; libel, detraction, slander.

plaintiffs

A mistake for “defendants” or “prisoners.”

cur

A dog: depreciative or contemptuous; a worthless, low-bred, or snappish dog.

prohibit

A mistake for “permit.”

vice

I.e. vise (a clamp used in carpentry or metalworking).

dispatching

To get rid of or dispose of (a person) by putting him or her to death; to make away with, kill.

Leander

In Greek mythology, a famous lover who drowned swimming across the Hellespont to see his sweetheart.

Act V, scene 3

As once Europa did at lusty Jove

Jove, king of the Roman gods, fell in love with a girl named Europa, transformed himself into a bull, and, when she climbed on his back, carried her off to Crete.

epigram

An inscription, usually a short poem in verse.

double-dealer

(1) Someone no longer single, but part of a couple; (2) One who acts duplicitously.

tipped with horn

(1) With a tip of ivory or other animal horn; (2) Wearing the cuckold’s horns.

lechery

Excessive sexual desire. He may be mistaken, and mean “villainy” or “treachery.”

poultice

A moist, usually heated mass of a substance with a soft, pasty consistency, applied to the skin, usually by means of a bandage or dressing, in order to promote healing, reduce swelling, relieve pain, etc.

the humble duke’s officers

A mistake for “the duke’s humble officers.”

comprehended

Again, he means “apprehended.” He can’t comprehend much, it seems.

catechized

Questioned.

carped

Contended, fought.

epitaphs

Inscriptions upon tombs.

excuse

A mistake for “accuse.”

pious

A mistake for “impious.”

raisins

A mistake for “reasons.”

reformed

A mistake for “informed.”

God save the foundation

God bless the founder (said at the doors of charitable religious houses).

Act V, scene 2

Troilus

Famed for his love for Cressida, whose uncle Pandarus made their affair possible.

Act V, scene 4

recompense

Compensation or return for trouble, exertion, services, or merit.

cowed

Dispirited, overawed, intimidated.

staff

Wood or ivory rod carried as a symbol of a position’s authority (hence, here, a high-ranking man like Don Pedro).